For the days when your body is doing things no one warned you about… and your patience has officially left the chat.
This set of 5 cheeky, painfully honest greeting cards was made for the group text you wish could be mailed. Each card captures the humor, chaos, and unfiltered truth of perimenopause—with just enough softness to remind your people they’re not alone.
Because at this stage of life…
you don’t need a pen pal.
You need a peri pal.
Inside, you’ll find a mix of:
• “Is it me or is it hormones?” spirals
• “I hate everyone… but you” honesty
• Memory glitches with a sense of humor
• Tiny victories (like not murdering anyone today)
• And the universal truth: this phase is… rude
Perfect for
– Your best friend who gets it
– Your sister going through “something”
– Your ride-or-die who won’t take it personally
– Or honestly… yourself
Because sometimes the most supportive thing you can say is:
“Same.”
💛
Product features
Each card is printed on substantial 271gsm uncoated white paper so colors sit vivid on the front while the inside stays soft and writable. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials, these cards are built for people who value tactile quality and the slow pleasure of a handwritten note.
- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction using modern digital printing
- Heavy 271gsm uncoated white paper for a substantial, writable feel
- Includes matching white envelopes (5 envelopes for 5 cards)
- Front cover designed with a 1/16 inch overlap for a clean, professional finish
- Available in horizontal or vertical layouts; outside and inside printing options
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
For the days when your body is doing things no one warned you about… and your patience has officially left the chat.
This set of 5 cheeky, painfully honest greeting cards was made for the group text you wish could be mailed. Each card captures the humor, chaos, and unfiltered truth of perimenopause—with just enough softness to remind your people they’re not alone.
Because at this stage of life…
you don’t need a pen pal.
You need a peri pal.
Inside, you’ll find a mix of:
• “Is it me or is it hormones?” spirals
• “I hate everyone… but you” honesty
• Memory glitches with a sense of humor
• Tiny victories (like not murdering anyone today)
• And the universal truth: this phase is… rude
Perfect for
– Your best friend who gets it
– Your sister going through “something”
– Your ride-or-die who won’t take it personally
– Or honestly… yourself
Because sometimes the most supportive thing you can say is:
“Same.”
💛
Product features
Each card is printed on substantial 271gsm uncoated white paper so colors sit vivid on the front while the inside stays soft and writable. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials, these cards are built for people who value tactile quality and the slow pleasure of a handwritten note.
- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction using modern digital printing
- Heavy 271gsm uncoated white paper for a substantial, writable feel
- Includes matching white envelopes (5 envelopes for 5 cards)
- Front cover designed with a 1/16 inch overlap for a clean, professional finish
- Available in horizontal or vertical layouts; outside and inside printing options
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.
