What the Hell Is Happening to Me? | Perimenopause Coloring Book

$18.99

Product Description

Welcome to perimenopause… where your body changes overnight and no one gave you the manual.

“What the hell is happening to me?” isn’t just a question—it’s a full experience.

This perimenopause coloring book was created for women navigating the chaos of midlife shifts: the hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, rage, tears, and everything in between.

It’s not about fixing it.

It’s about getting through it—with a little humor and a lot of validation.

Whether you’re coloring to calm your nervous system, laugh at the absurdity, or just have a moment to yourself, this book meets you exactly where you are.

Inside you’ll find:

  • Relatable, honest, and sometimes hilarious perimenopause-themed pages

  • A mix of calming and expressive designs

  • Space to decompress, process, and just be

  • Zero toxic positivity—just real life

Perfect for:

  • Women in perimenopause or early menopause

  • Friends who text you “is this normal??”

  • Gifts that say “I see you” without saying a word

  • Anyone who needs a break from pretending they’re fine

Why you’ll love it:

  • It’s validating, not clinical

  • It’s funny without minimizing the experience

  • It gives you something to do when everything feels off

  • It reminds you—you’re not alone in this

Important Note

This coloring book is for entertainment and emotional support. It is not a substitute for medical or mental health care—but it is a really good companion.

Product features

- Standard 8.5" x 11" large page size

- 24 premium coloring pages

- Paper suited to crayons, colored pencils, markers, pastels, and light watercolors

- Lightweight soft cover for easy handling and portability

Care Instructions

Wipe clean with smooth cloth. Material is not water resistant.

Product Description

Welcome to perimenopause… where your body changes overnight and no one gave you the manual.

“What the hell is happening to me?” isn’t just a question—it’s a full experience.

This perimenopause coloring book was created for women navigating the chaos of midlife shifts: the hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, rage, tears, and everything in between.

It’s not about fixing it.

It’s about getting through it—with a little humor and a lot of validation.

Whether you’re coloring to calm your nervous system, laugh at the absurdity, or just have a moment to yourself, this book meets you exactly where you are.

Inside you’ll find:

  • Relatable, honest, and sometimes hilarious perimenopause-themed pages

  • A mix of calming and expressive designs

  • Space to decompress, process, and just be

  • Zero toxic positivity—just real life

Perfect for:

  • Women in perimenopause or early menopause

  • Friends who text you “is this normal??”

  • Gifts that say “I see you” without saying a word

  • Anyone who needs a break from pretending they’re fine

Why you’ll love it:

  • It’s validating, not clinical

  • It’s funny without minimizing the experience

  • It gives you something to do when everything feels off

  • It reminds you—you’re not alone in this

Important Note

This coloring book is for entertainment and emotional support. It is not a substitute for medical or mental health care—but it is a really good companion.

Product features

- Standard 8.5" x 11" large page size

- 24 premium coloring pages

- Paper suited to crayons, colored pencils, markers, pastels, and light watercolors

- Lightweight soft cover for easy handling and portability

Care Instructions

Wipe clean with smooth cloth. Material is not water resistant.